I'm Lefty Crumpet. I'm a comedian. This is my website.

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Inspiration of the Sometimes

"Drink blood and eat people. Dad said so."
- Jesus Christ

News

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Videos
A Lovely Christmas song that definitely isn't violent
A love song by the testicles!
Mr. Squash - Natural Man Soap for Masculine Men
"Minnesota" - Parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen
MasterClass - A Stick of Butter teaches being a stick of butter
Leopardy! ...and Christopher Brown
Hate Man! - The ultimate Superhero!
This is the same thing as the other Minnesota song, but with worse video quality and live on a stage, when I was 1 year into comedy

These are pictures of nature that
​came with the website-building template.