I'm Lefty Crumpet. I'm a comedian. This is my website.
Inspiration of the Sometimes
"Drink blood and eat people. Dad said so."
- Jesus Christ
- Jesus Christ
Videos
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A Lovely Christmas song that definitely isn't violent
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A love song by the testicles!
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Mr. Squash - Natural Man Soap for Masculine Men
"Minnesota" - Parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen
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MasterClass - A Stick of Butter teaches being a stick of butter
Leopardy! ...and Christopher Brown
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Hate Man! - The ultimate Superhero!
This is the same thing as the other Minnesota song, but with worse video quality and live on a stage, when I was 1 year into comedy
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