This is my first Blog Post.

I'm Excited. Just kidding, I'm Justin. I made a website today. I feel so official and business-like. I feel as if I should say things like, "Sell it now! The DOW is Plummeting and I'm going to be out thousands of dollars!" and, "You're fired!" Everything I want to say is on my Homepage and About page, so, you know, digitally dwell there. Please comment so I feel famous. Just kidding. Pointless fame is a ridiculous dream to have. I do not seek the approval from strangers; I know very well my degree of awesomeness. Boom. Blog post over.

Update from 2019: Umm. yeah... I do stand up comedy now, so I seek the bajeezus out of the approval of strangers. But that's not really a bad thing. I appreciate myself for who I am. I enjoy making people laugh. But if you're a comedian who doesn't have the aproval of the audience, it tends to be really awkward.